When I was in middle school, I thought my butt was big. I tied a button-up shirt or sweatshirt around my waste every day to cover it up. 🍑 In high school, I drank SlimFast shakes for breakfast and took laxatives after lunch to flush extra calories out of me. 💩 In college, I warmed up extra cheesy scrambled eggs and bacon in my dorm microwave, the breakfast staple of the Atkins diet I had …